Movers and Shakers (Funny Blog from Comedy Central’s Dwayne Perkins)

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I spent the good part of today and yesterday moving stuff into storage.I actually counted my box trot as a workout.Carrying boxes or bags weighing 20-30 pounds down a flight of stairs over and over again has to count for something.I actually call it the IRS workout, taxing indeed.🙂

As I loaded up the Saturn it dawned on me how strenuous my current activity was.  It also dawned on me that as a country we have an obesity problem. The problem is massive. I would go so far as to say our obesity problem is, well, obese.  I smell a win-win situation. Everyday scores of people in our country have to move truck loads of stuff. And for every mover there must be 20 people within a 1 mile radius not very happy with their own radius.

I’m saying maybe we should mandate that the portliest of our brethren help people move.

JUDGE: This court has found you guilty of being on the verge of obesity…I hear by sentence you to help Dwayne move…

Jenny Craig ain’t got nothing on lugging a sofa with a pullout bed. Pilates does though.

One thought on “Movers and Shakers (Funny Blog from Comedy Central’s Dwayne Perkins)

  1. Anonymous

    Just a tip, but it may be too late & you may have already moved. We had a couch with a pull out bed & the bed part popped out to make it easier to move….though we didn't find that out until we moved FOUR times lugging that heavy thing around.

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